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10:54 am: Return of the Flaming Asshole (Phelps, not me)
The Reverend Fred Phelps, whose website is well-known, has finally hit upon a way to make the right wing hate him just as much as the left wing; he is now protesting the funerals of fallen American soldiers. Apparently, their deaths are part of God's punishment for America's tolerance of gay people.

Words cannot express, and so I won't even try. But as anybody who's worn a Gore shirt to a Bush speech will tell you, these guys may discover that their new provocation is ill-timed.

So here's the thing. Once Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church all get disappeared by the secret assassin team of Dick and Mary Cheney, we will be left to ourselves to figure out exactly what it is that God hates. It is a heavy responsibility, but one that I think that we are all ready for.

Poll #516626 What Exactly Does God Hate, Anyway?

Select all that apply. Scriptual support apparently not necessary.

High-interest credit card solicitations
0(0.0%)
Greasy yet flavorless Chinese food
0(0.0%)
Two and a Half Men
0(0.0%)
Flavored vodka
0(0.0%)
Kenny G.
0(0.0%)
Wearing flip-flops in public
0(0.0%)
Episode III
0(0.0%)
Missed blinds
0(0.0%)
Processed cheese
0(0.0%)
Cheap umbrellas that break the third time you use them
0(0.0%)
Ticks
0(0.0%)
Calypso ringtones
0(0.0%)
Those Asian emoticons that don't go sideways like He intended
0(0.0%)
Ticketmaster service charges
1(5.6%)
Shopping carts with one wheel that just doesn't work quite right
0(0.0%)


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From:shwiggitude
Date:September 1st, 2005 06:01 pm (UTC)

salaam maleekum

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hey, heard you're an rpcv from gambia? me too. i was stationed in naude, way the hell up by basse. i'm a friend of sueg. just wanted to say hi. i'm going off for another peace corps assignment soon, actually, in cameroon.
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From:dampha
Date:September 1st, 2005 06:05 pm (UTC)

Jam Tang

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sueg was just telling me about you today. What a small world! Anyway, thanks for saying howdy, and I wish you luck in Camaroon. I might re-up one of these days myself. :)
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