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06:05 pm: Surely by now you've heard that the Reverend Ted Haggard is "completely heterosexual."

In other news, the 40-ounce t-bone steak that I ate last night was completely vegetarian.

And the weather in Madison right now is completely tropical.

I could continue in this vein for some time.

Current Location: work
Current Mood: busybusy
Current Music: Kelly Hogan & the Pine Valley Cosmonauts

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From:elephantgiraffe
Date:February 7th, 2007 12:34 am (UTC)
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I'm not sure what 'completely heterosexual' means, especially in the context of his having had sex with another man. That has to make him, at maximum, 93% heterosexual. I'm afraid he's not even in the top 10 most heterosexual in his class.
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From:elephantgiraffe
Date:February 7th, 2007 12:54 am (UTC)
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You mean TV's Dirk Bean
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From:elephantgiraffe
Date:February 7th, 2007 01:01 am (UTC)
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Oh yeah, him. Didn't I seem him in something where you were eating rope?
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From:dampha
Date:February 7th, 2007 01:23 am (UTC)
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And I was eating Scott Feiner? Both were illusions, of course.
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From:elephantgiraffe
Date:February 7th, 2007 01:33 am (UTC)
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Ah, the magic of theater
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From:joakleaf
Date:February 7th, 2007 01:41 am (UTC)
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Also, I understand there was a bad mime involved somehere..... Aaaah, roast American Flag Bear!
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From:dampha
Date:February 7th, 2007 01:56 am (UTC)
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Dammit, why isn't anybody else making fun of Ted Haggard????
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From:dampha
Date:February 7th, 2007 02:29 am (UTC)
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That's more like it!
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From:elephantgiraffe
Date:February 7th, 2007 03:15 am (UTC)
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I don't know which is more rediculous, the notion that someone can be 'completely heterosexual', that this phrase might possibly be applied to the individual in question, the notion that 'counselers' can deem him so, or the idea that doing so would make this messy situation more palatable to 'the public'
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From:fountainal
Date:February 7th, 2007 03:41 pm (UTC)
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As evidenced by this post, dampha's presence on LiveJournal is constant and unwavering.
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